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I have a request - how about Barbara Streisand or Dustin Hoffman?
Two jews walk past a church with a sign outside saying, convert today and get £1,000 and one of them said, I must go in and check this out. After an hour he comes out and the other jew said, well what happened and he said, I converted to Christianity. Did they give you £1,000?.......He replied, is money all you jews think about?
Dude born in 1910, and there he stands on his own two feet. Telling us jokes. ❤
Those are funny jokes and so well told and some of those folks are reallllly old--great that their memories work so well. Unfortunately, I can't share this on my time line--some are too raunchy for my grandkids!!! Ha, Ha.
A Jewish boy tells his father "Dad today I ran home from school behind the bus and saved ten cents ! "
A Jew comes to the butcher, points to the ham and says: "I'd like some of that fish" - "But Sir, this is ham!" - "i don't care what the fish is called."
Two elderly ladies, sitting on chairs at Miami Beach, are watching two little boys at the water's edge. "Are they your grandchildren?" asks one. "Yes indeed." replies the other. "How old are they?" "The doctor is 5 and the lawyer is 4."
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
In London, the husband of an old Jewish lady died after a long marriage, so she goes to the office of the Jewish Chronicle to post a death notice. She says to the girl "Please put - Mrs Dolly Goldberg wishes to announce the death of her husband after 60 year of marriage". The girl counts the words and says "You know for the same money you can have three more words". Mrs Goldberg says "OK, put -Volvo for sale".
Jewish kid asks his father for $40 dollars. Old man says, "$30 dollars! What do you need $20 dollars for?!"
Woody Allen: 'Someone admired the watch I was wearing and asked where I got it'. I said 'my dad sold it to me on his deathbed'!
Mosses says to God !! Let me get this straight!!!
A bank robber walks away from the bank teller with a bag of money in one hand and a gun in the other. He walks up to the first man in the teller line and asked: "Did you see me rob this bank?!" The guy says "Sure. I was standing right here." BANG!!! The bank robber blows his head off in cold blood. The robber goes to the next guy in line: "Now, did YOU see me rob this bank?!" "NO!" said the man as he looks at the horrific pools of blood and brains. "But my wife here beside me did."
I'm half Irish and half Jewish...
Sex standing up could lead to......... sweet old man. 100th time hearing that one
Love it! Reminds me of all those nights that my parents had their friends over. Bless them all.
thank you killianm2 for making me smile and laugh..l needed to!
I know, today's the viewing. Had me rolling on the floor!
Q: why is a Jewish divorce so expensive